The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.