The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers urinating on the Union Jack was The Pope who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..