The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses engaging in steamy sex romps was Theresa May who today said Waterboarding is not torture.