The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Boris Johnson who today said read my lips; no new taxes.