The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Bernard Jenkin who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..