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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees urinating on the Union Jack was David Cameron who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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