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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was some bloke in the pub who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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