The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..