The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams urinating on the Union Jack was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..