Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, John Major revealed that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." John Major went on to say.


John Major concluded, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".