The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..