The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving anarchists.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to anarchists being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.