The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.