The Mail has learned that the Unions are responsible for injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by.

Has the world gone mad? The Unions are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Vince Cable, who said "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less."