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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Ban this sick filth.


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