The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.