Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been binge drinking on council estates outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Binge drinking on council estates: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "Waterboarding is not torture".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.