The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.