The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..