The Mail has learned that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are responsible for allowing foreign illegals to live.

Has the world gone mad? Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are allowing foreign illegals to live with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Theresa May, who said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"