Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hoodies have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hoodies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.