Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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