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The Mail has learned that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are responsible for tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

Has the world gone mad? Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."


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