The Mail has learned that Cherie Blair’s friends are responsible for using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

Has the world gone mad? Cherie Blair’s friends are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, who said "kill the commie swine"