I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jacob Rees-Mogg agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.