The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving anarchists.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to anarchists holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..