The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs being foreign and suspicious looking was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..