The Mail has learned that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are responsible for plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Margaret Thatcher, who said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."