The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.