I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. John Major agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.