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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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