Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hoodies have been getting away with arson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Getting away with arson: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hoodies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.