Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now urinating on the Union Jack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that Islamist youths have been urinating on the Union Jack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Islamist youths.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".