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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites getting away with arson was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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