The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers urinating on the Union Jack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..