John Major has today said "kill the commie swine".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.