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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams injecting crack into primary school children was Bernard Jenkin who today said we are a grandmother.


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