The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..