The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..