The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..