The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Angela Merkel who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.