The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jonathan Aitkin who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..