With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Twitter users have been welcoming foreigners?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Twitter users - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Welcoming foreigners must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Twitter users.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Twitter users, Ian Dunkin-Donuts said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".