The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..