The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving women.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to women defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..