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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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