The politically correct Islington lefties have been reading the works of Karl Marx the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of the politically correct Islington lefties, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

The politically correct Islington lefties made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.