The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.