The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to the unions setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..