The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends fighting the poilce was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..